A chronicle to help maintain sanity

There are two kids under two in my house now and i'm taking care of them, or trying to. The vocabulary might be basic and the spelling pretty bad but this will be a tale of our days. Sometimes it feels like i'm living in captivity, but i just have to learn how to wrangle two small people out the door. This would include avoiding dangerous things like traffic and open water. I think we can manage. Tomorrow will be our first test. We are going to playgroup. I'd like to stop at the grocery store before we arrive to pick up a tasty pastry but how long will that take? Even if we do get to the store can i get both kids in and out without a major production? Probably not. . .We'll see.